January 2012
If you were mine I would... →
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
sailingal0ne:
hahaha omg
BAHAHAHHAHAHA
xcherrypoisonx:
that-sexy-beast-is-bob-bryar:
obliviate-donnanoble:
fateanddreams:
kissthelips-betweenmyhips:
dopamines:
IF YOU WANT TO STILL BREATHE DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO
omfg
LOL oh man. So wrong, so terribly wrong for me to find this funny…
is it weird that I do the same thing with my brothers iphone
omfg
omg i need that app
December 2011
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com